Related to a conversation I’m having.
Also I am the cuttlefish.
Some of these literally just want you to click so PLEASE DO SO
Giving a homeless dog a handful of food is definitely worth clicking a link. Is it lame that I imagine myself actually hand feeding the dog?
If you know any more plz reblog and add the link
-A
These are all Snopes-verified (I think, I haven’t checked the kibble ones but the rest are green-flagged). If the list looks intimidating, notice that all the pages ending in “Site” connect to a main hub—you can just click across. They also now have microcharity goals that take 100,000 clicks to sponsor, like sending two girls to school for a year in a third-world country. These are usually reached within five days, and can be reached faster with more clicks.
i introduced a really tired delcat to 70s genesis and then there was a slow day at work
P. Gabrielsaurus amused the hell out of my front desk bro incidentally
and you’re welcome/I blame you
shit I need a scanner
Zarla and I have been talking nonstop about Mother 3 and she drew a bunch of things from our convos aaaaaah
other people’s convos also but aaaaaaaaaaah
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(this is possibly the only non-depressing thing of mine in there warning)
Vote for the Squishable Piranha - if it gets enough votes it will be made into a full-fledged plushie! You can do it, little Squishy, we believe in you!

Tell me you don’t want one of these to chase your friends around with going NYARM NYARM NYARM NYARM I’M-A SKELETONIZE YOU. Make the dream come true by voting 5 and sharing!
Went and saw Jurassic Park 3D this weekend (I have never seen it in theaters and it was a blast)
Thought of how different the movie could seem from another perspective.
Hey guys! Quick post from Dylan here, regarding cool upcoming events.
As I’ll explain in the video tomorrow, I’m gonna be quitting my job soon for something much more… spiritually satisfying. I’m excited for this, but not for the intervening months. On another note, my birthday is coming up…
All my sweet and faithful broski wants for his birthday is to get out of his shitty job a little faster. Kick him $10 and you get a little tiny song and the knowledge that you’re helping a dude not have to work at Canadian Tire six days a week!
Yeah seriously. Shitty job.