An Index of Tentacles
Thanks to everyone who helped me fix my bad brain jag
you guys are great and you mean the world to me
I express this by flopping all over you in an obnoxious manner, clearly

Thanks to everyone who helped me fix my bad brain jag

you guys are great and you mean the world to me

I express this by flopping all over you in an obnoxious manner, clearly

palaquinn:

kellyangel:

… Never?

[anythingcomic]

Good fucking question… I have a daughter and I still don’t really feel like an adult most days.

pets to feed and clothe

squiter-bites:

got-street-savoir-faire:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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sir

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young sir 

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please sir

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i would be quite grateful if you

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please young sir

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please stop

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i didnt sign up for this

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sir

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help me

GOD I LOVE CATS

Cal plants his stupid giant kangaroo paws in my face like in the last pictures and pretty much

big dumb baby

he’s perfect and I love him

longlineofquitters:


fabien-w1nn1ng:


fabien-w1nn1ng:


castielliarmus:


THIS LEGIT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE STOCK PHOTOS OF TROUBLED COUPLES OMG



‘this is like an erectile dysfunction ad’ CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.  





ok this post just got so much better i need to reblog again


If you thought I could stay serious for MORE than two seconds you are on the wrong blog

longlineofquitters:

fabien-w1nn1ng:

fabien-w1nn1ng:

castielliarmus:

THIS LEGIT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE STOCK PHOTOS OF TROUBLED COUPLES OMG

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‘this is like an erectile dysfunction ad’ 
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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ok this post just got so much better i need to reblog again

If you thought I could stay serious for MORE than two seconds you are on the wrong blog

christiannightmares:

A Christian guide to beating kids from 1998 (For more info and images, click here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/55147562877/god-the-rod-and-your-childs-bod-the-art-of)

Oh hey it’s the handbook for the learning system in Crazy Fundie School circa two years before I joined neato torpedo.

This was never instated at my school, but it was, in fact, on the books.  It was also the norm in both fundamentalist churches I went to before that for a parent to grab a fussy kid and start spanking them in public.  My mother was frequently criticized for not hitting us enough (read: at all).  At least one mother in church spanked her children as babies, because that was “soon enough to learn”.

Yeah I kinda.  Want to break this squick I have about corporal punishment in kink, but it runs pretty deep.  Which sucks.

At least anything involving riding crops is fair game.

+850 words, 2700~ words total
Words words wordsy words.  Words.

+850 words, 2700~ words total

Words words wordsy words.  Words.

This is canon now I don’t care what anyone says

(blathering about Don’t Starve to someone outside the fandom AS usual, mentioning that monster meat causes sanity loss)

As truly as a Radic flies: does the meat like talk to you or something while you eat it, i’m trying to picture what’d cause you to lose sanity
As truly as a Radic flies: woop, the stopmotion alice movie comes to mind
Octodelcat: oh dear Lord
Octodelcat: You can also lose sanity on just generally gross stuff like raw fish so I think it’s a state of mind thing but now I’m gonna be picturing that every time I pick up monster meat
Octodelcat: Slabs of bacon just roaming around camp
As truly as a Radic flies: whispering don’t eat meeeee
As truly as a Radic flies: i’ll eat you baaacckkk
As truly as a Radic flies: drop the meat on the floor, walk away

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