And lo, two of every bird and beast were brought unto the ark, and seven each of the sacrificial animals, but the unicorns and the over-the-top sarcasms would not heed Noah’s call; thus they were left behind, and not a person alive today can know them by sight.
(In regard to the WHY DOESN’T JOSEPH GET A SONG post)
I’m sorry people it was so immense I had to snark in two directions at once
Oh honey, Joseph didn't build the stable. Mary gave birth in Bethlehem where the two of them traveled because of a census. Joseph would not have had time to build a stable as it was not the place they lived. The stable belonged to an inn that did not have room for them. (It was also the third inn they visited because three is a holy number). Arguments are weak when they are not factual correct.
Dear Santa I don’t need anything this year but since I’ve been very good I would like it very much if you would bring the point to this person’s house once the stork is done dropping the Baby Jesus down the chimney. Also please let the Baby Jesus not see his own shadow by the light of the menorah so that we won’t have six more weeks of winter. Amen and play ball.