An Index of Tentacles
opens window and yells into the night

ARE PEOPLE TIRED OF ROUGH GAY SEX AS A PLOT VEHICLE?

ah man I don’t wanna sleep

I slept this entire weekend c’mon

I don’t know if I wanna hope this is related to the extra work hours or not, because that’d mean it was directly related to something but that something would be “congratulations 21 hours a week completely sinks you have fun trying to exist as a human being”

I think it’s just stress though

on the plus side all the languishing in bed half-awake has ironed out most of the wrinkles I was stuck on in fic plans

if I can just

stay awake long enough to start writing again

does anyone wanna like take dictation

aw c’MON

whispering from above the flashlight held under my chin

desynced video files

do you know what I miss

Fake “I AGREE” links.

You know what I’m talking about, right?  You’d go on a fanfic site or something and you’d skip the explicit content warning and just click “I AGREE” because man you wanted to get to that butt touching, and it’d boot you to a page reading something like:

YOU DIDN’T READ THE WARNING!  Go back and try again!

so you go back and it’s like

This is a SLASH SITE which means it has MAN/MAN action!  If you understand what this means and agree not to flame us, click the period after this sentence.  If not, click “GET ME OUT OF HERE!” below.

I AGREE/GET ME OUT OF HERE!

and the period is the link to the actual site

You learned to spot it in advance after a few sites, it was a fun game

I miss that shit

WARNING: YAOI is all about boy/boy man/man and man/boy love. None of these pictures are explicitt.

I came across this form of art by accident while surfing the net. I’m not sorry. To find more pics like these, enter YAOI into your search engine.

no really this was it

I don’t even know if I have to tag this NWS it was that dry

Do you remember when everyone fapped to Massive Destruction because it was literally the only yaoi we could find that showed penises?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Do you remember when everyone fapped to Massive Destruction because it was literally the only yaoi we could find that showed penises?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

who wants to hang out on mIRC and then use Lycos to search for anime boys kissing

I found this artist called Massive Destruction and she actually shows PENISES in her drawings!  Real yaoi!  If my parents are around, though, we can do something else.  I installed Flash this week so we can play Meerca Chase on Neopets if you want, but it’s really slow.  I’ve only got three days left to go on this 600mb download of an MST3K episode, though, it’s been all the way up to 5.6kbps this month!  KaZaA is great!

anarcho-moomin:

glowcloud:

floozys:

salsapone:

The amount of truth in this picture. 

deviantart told you to ‘honk if you’re furry’ and your dumb ass did

"YTMND taught us to be creative" wow thats a VERY generous view of YTMND
also how about “4chan taught us to harass children and download CP” and “Something Awful taught us we were better than everyone” 

when was the last time the person who made this saw actual sunlight

…I was going to mention that all Newgrounds raised anyone to do was try to masturbate to incredibly glitchy dating sims, but I’m actually gonna take a second to say this doesn’t seem right.  I don’t mean in the OBVIOUS ways, I mean in what was actually pertinent to this generation, ‘cause I was part of it and seriously, where’s the rest?  Where’s PoE?  Where’s rotten.com?  Where’s Ogrish?  Where’s ED?  I literally can’t believe someone from whatever generation we’re from, the dipshit generation I guess, would actually leave off ED.
This isn’t just sad, it’s faked sad.  Reverse searching it Google Bombs straight to Tumblr, which means “amount of truth” OP probably is, in fact, the creator.  And gosh, look at that, imagine—it’s an anti-SJ blog.
I’m just…trying to even fathom the layers going on here.  Someone who probably wasn’t around when we were all being terrible people is glorifying that time when we were all being terrible people for the sake of being a terrible person, and they’re being terrible at it.
See, this is why ED is important and needs to be on there: It taught us to be terrible people, but it also gave us a fucking Master’s in how to detect, trace, redline, and call out bullshitters.
This didn’t need to fail any harder and I’m sad now, I’m sorry

anarcho-moomin:

glowcloud:

floozys:

salsapone:

The amount of truth in this picture. 

deviantart told you to ‘honk if you’re furry’ and your dumb ass did

"YTMND taught us to be creative" wow thats a VERY generous view of YTMND

also how about “4chan taught us to harass children and download CP” and “Something Awful taught us we were better than everyone” 

when was the last time the person who made this saw actual sunlight

…I was going to mention that all Newgrounds raised anyone to do was try to masturbate to incredibly glitchy dating sims, but I’m actually gonna take a second to say this doesn’t seem right.  I don’t mean in the OBVIOUS ways, I mean in what was actually pertinent to this generation, ‘cause I was part of it and seriously, where’s the rest?  Where’s PoE?  Where’s rotten.com?  Where’s Ogrish?  Where’s ED?  I literally can’t believe someone from whatever generation we’re from, the dipshit generation I guess, would actually leave off ED.

This isn’t just sad, it’s faked sad.  Reverse searching it Google Bombs straight to Tumblr, which means “amount of truth” OP probably is, in fact, the creator.  And gosh, look at that, imagine—it’s an anti-SJ blog.

I’m just…trying to even fathom the layers going on here.  Someone who probably wasn’t around when we were all being terrible people is glorifying that time when we were all being terrible people for the sake of being a terrible person, and they’re being terrible at it.

See, this is why ED is important and needs to be on there: It taught us to be terrible people, but it also gave us a fucking Master’s in how to detect, trace, redline, and call out bullshitters.

This didn’t need to fail any harder and I’m sad now, I’m sorry

excessunrated:

archiemcphee:

Colossal, the Department of Incredible Insects recently encountered more photos of the fascinating work of French artist Hubert Duprat and his industrious Caddisflies (previously featured here).

"Right now, in almost every river in the world, some 12,000 different species of caddisfly larvae wriggle and crawl through sediment, twigs, and rocks in an attempt to build temporary aquatic cocoons. To do this, the small, slow-moving creatures excrete silk from salivary glands near their mouths which they use like mortar to stick together almost every available material into a cozy tube. A few weeks later a fully developed caddisfly emerges and almost immediately flies away."

Since the 1980s Duprat has been collecting caddisfly larvae from their normal environments and transporting them to aquariums in his studio. There he gently removes their own natural cocoons and puts the larvae in tanks filled with materials such as pearls, beads, opals, turquoise and pieces of 18-karat gold. The insects still do exactly what comes naturally to them, but in doing so they create exquisite gilded sculptures that they temporarily call home. If you saw them out of context, you’d never guess they’d been created insects.

Visit Colossal for additional images and video of Hubert Duprat discussing these amazing insects and their shiny, shiny creations.

This is one of my favourite things.

New Burmy forme.  Do it.  DO IT NOW.

It’s that time of year again.  Please spread this around to help keep companies from exploiting people’s good nature.  This page is especially useful.

Other things:

Click daily to fund actual treatment and research (Snopes verification)
Pink Ribbons, Inc—Streaming information on a very good documentary about pinkwashing (currently streaming on Netflix, the link will update if it becomes available elsewhere)
What Pinktober Means to Actual Patients