An Index of Tentacles

clusterpod:

First photos of a day on Bracken Lane.

Slime fungus, Leocarpus fragilis

Near Fern Tree, Tasmania

Precious babby hivemind

Touch Fuzzy Get Delcat: writing Wilson sounds about the same as someone watching a horror movie
Touch Fuzzy Get Delcat: “Oh no…oh no…”
Touch Fuzzy Get Delcat: “No, don’t do it!  No!”
Touch Fuzzy Get Delcat: “NO DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR”
Touch Fuzzy Get Delcat: “AAAAAAAA NO I WARNED YOU”
Touch Fuzzy Get Delcat: “RUN RUN YOU FOOL”
Mime Power Hour: ….amazing
Touch Fuzzy Get Delcat: and if Maxwell is involved “BEHIND YOU oops too late”

delcat:

There’s a zombie-themed donut shop called Dawn of the Donut in Spokane and Megan just told me which one she had and Jack

Okay, I posted this a week ago for one person and it somehow exploded into 269 notes.  I have no qualms about this but I think I am owed at least ONE free donut now.

delcat:

There’s a zombie-themed donut shop called Dawn of the Donut in Spokane and Megan just told me which one she had and Jack

Okay, I posted this a week ago for one person and it somehow exploded into 269 notes.  I have no qualms about this but I think I am owed at least ONE free donut now.

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

propheticfire:

Exploring Life Through Literature
copyright 1951

Another of my grandmother’s schoolbooks. I’m positive my grandmother was not the one to graffiti all of the pages in this book. Please enjoy the captions!

"fuck me"

"no"

oh my god

May my over-snarked textbooks be yet in circulation somewhere.

Running titles for the collab doc so far
  • This has a title
  • Burial of the Dead
  • All of the Sads
  • All of the Sads and Totally None of the Gays
  • BIG DUMB BABY JAIL
  • I tried
  • WHERE EVEN BONERS ARE SUFFERING

I’m not going to specify who changed what when, the degeneration into madness is more complete that way

qglas:

smegolas:

rubyredfeathers:

Wife: I’m having a hard time with the apple pie prompt.
Me: Why? Steve smells like apple pie.
Wife:….. no he does not.
Me: He does when he’s been fucking it.
Wife: Steve Rodgers does not fuck apple pie!


We all know Steve fucks Bucky and Sam…and sometimes Phil….but not pie.

What if Bucky asked him to? What then, huh?

Del: Why is Steve fucking a pie?
Me: What
Del: You left your girlfriends alone for two minutes it was a bad idea

Seriously I heard her get up to go into the kitchen and this IMMEDIATELY happens

MY EXTENDED FAMILY IS TRYING TO GET ME TO GO OUTSIDE HELP(x)

MY EXTENDED FAMILY IS TRYING TO GET ME TO GO OUTSIDE HELP
(x)

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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"Will you have picklist done by noon?"

"No, I don’t think so."

"Well, try to get it done by then."

"But"

To be fair I know that not everyone does genuinely work as fast as possible but when you do and someone tells you “do it faster” you just want to explain how time works and

crisontumblr:

fuckyeahcabaretrevival:


And now, @Alancumming dressed as an Otto Dix painting at the opening of @Cabaret_Musical. #monoclesareback @Variety

For reference, this is the picture Alan is dressed as:


This makes me very happy for so many reasons. :3

crisontumblr:

fuckyeahcabaretrevival:

And now, dressed as an Otto Dix painting at the opening of .

For reference, this is the picture Alan is dressed as:

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This makes me very happy for so many reasons. :3

Metamorphosis

Don’t Starve
No Pairing
PG
Warnings/tags: None
Summary: What would your temptation be?

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